She Said WHAT at Lunch?!

Two blondes are having lunch when one whispers,
“I’m getting a boob job.”
The other blonde replies,
“That’s nothing, I’m getting my arsehole bleached!”

The first blonde gasps and says,
“Oh wow! I didn’t know your boyfriend was getting highlights too!”

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