THE MORNING THE TOILET CAME ALIVE

It began like any other day—sleepy thoughts, quiet air, a half-formed plan for breakfast. But when the lid lifted, normal vanished. Beneath the still water waited movement—slow, deliberate, alive. At first, the mind denied it. Maybe a shadow. Maybe plumbing gone wrong. Then came the shimmer—dark scales glinting under the bathroom light, smooth and real. A snake.

In an instant, the ordinary became primal. The walls felt closer, the air sharper, the body frozen between fear and disbelief. A private space turned wild, safety replaced by pulse-racing awe. Later, the story would sound absurd—a snake in the toilet!—but in that breathless moment, it was pure reality: nature intruding where it was never meant to be. And from that day forward, the morning routine would never feel routine again.

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