They said he entered the world already holding his first punchline, a tiny fist clenched around irony itself. In Hai Phong International Hospital, his fingers wouldn’t uncurl at first, as though he were determined to prove that control is an illusion. When the nurse finally pried his hand open, there it was: the contraceptive device his mother had trusted, transformed into fate’s sharpest joke. The staff ricocheted between awe and hysterical laughter, while his mother, pale and shaking, stared in stunned silence before her fear dissolved into a ragged, relieved smile.

By the time a single photo escaped the hospital walls, the world had already given him a legend. Debates about biology and destiny raged online, but inside that room it was simpler: a healthy child, a mother who loved him, and a plastic reminder that life doesn’t ask permission. Some beginnings arrive laughing at every rule we write.